I'm Drunk Bitches

Boo, you whore!
shaebay:

PARTY HARD LITTLE ELEPHANT, PARTY HARD.

shaebay:

PARTY HARD LITTLE ELEPHANT, PARTY HARD.

1 year ago on February 12th, 2013 | J | 62,343 notes
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Played: 3,261,973 times.

people-should-all-be-onions:

rockmelikeahurrikahne:


you know this song.

every word.

every syllable. 

every letter.

every accent.

every punctuation.

every pause.

every beat.

every time signature.

alwayreblog.

if you don’t know this song, you’re too young to be on tumblr

i was kinda scared i wasn’t going to know it there but

nope

1 year ago on February 12th, 2013 | J | 509,328 notes

dekufox:

pennyisdreadful:

raideo:

lightsaurora:

MORE DADDY MORE

THROW ME AGAIN

I WANNA FLY DADDY

omg ;v;

That last one that cat is like “Whoa, I think that’s a record.”

this is adorable

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inlovingmemoryofnoatakandtarrlok:

masterarrowhead:

theherooftime333:

Cat bending

you guys are worrying me

This is like the 10th time I’m reblogging this because its so perfect

inlovingmemoryofnoatakandtarrlok:

masterarrowhead:

theherooftime333:

Cat bending

you guys are worrying me

This is like the 10th time I’m reblogging this because its so perfect

1 year ago on February 12th, 2013 | J | 129,845 notes

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

1 year ago on February 12th, 2013 | J | 359,475 notes
antidoteforeverythingexceptforme:

As Infamymonster put it: NOPE FUCK THAT 
and I raise it to: PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME-E. 

antidoteforeverythingexceptforme:

As Infamymonster put it: NOPE FUCK THAT 

and I raise it to: PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME-E. 

1 year ago on February 12th, 2013 | J | 6,972 notes
boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mum is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
1 year ago on February 12th, 2013 | J | 278,398 notes

merlinthegrey:

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

1 year ago on February 12th, 2013 | J | 285,693 notes